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I am not going to “LIKE” this because at First you totally freaked me out Jon and then I thought hold up...this is Jon writing this .. it’s satire but sadly, If something like Chinese troops storming the Santa Monica beaches DID happen I wouldn’t be at all surprised. Hopefully the first one they would take out would be Newsom (you know...to dinner)

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I hear he has a standing reservation at the French Connection restaurant

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