Coming this spring: Life in the New Army, on GNBC

Here’s a preview:

“Colonel, I want you to lead the mission into the high country. This’ll be tough sledding. You and your people are what we need here, to root out the enemy from their position. You leave on Friday.”

“Friday, General? I’m afraid I can’t make it. I’m having my balls cut off.”

“Wow, you finally got authorization for the procedure?”