DAY 4: I am the new President and this is what I’m doing
The Ukraine War; two assassination attempts; Radio Free America; my bully pulpit; Minnesota proudly goes independent; 600 sheriffs go rogue; Gavin Newsom secedes
It turns out when you threaten to remove support from a purported ally, he caves. Zelenskyy has. I have brought Putin and Zelenskyy to the negotiating table.
My special team is overseeing the effort to establish peace in the region. The three members of the team are Dennis Kucinich, Ann Coulter, and Glenn Greenwald. They bring a variety of relentless perspectives to the situation. I’m optimistic.
This past week has featured, for me, two attempts on my life. The first grew out of a protest parade across the street from the White House. Three men emerged from the march with automatic weapons and made their way to the White House fence. Several snipers out of Fort Benning, positioned on rooftops, took them out within seconds.
It appears the assassins were ex teachers’ union reps pretending to have ties to both Antifa and a white militia group in Ohio.