Fensui Meiguo: Donald Trump's transmittable hologram of Anthony Fauci

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Three articles today. Tripleheader.

ARTICLE ONE: Fensui Meiguo: Donald Trump's transmittable hologram of Anthony Fauci

Donald Trump and Joe Biden have released a statement announcing their joint partnership in a new business venture:

“We’re creating a likeness of Anthony Fauci in the form of a transmittable hologram. Via satellite, and other proprietary technology, this hologram can be beamed into any space, urging people to take the COVID vaccines and boosters.”

“The hologram can appear at any moment. Our company is working with the FDA, CDC, and DHS, to promote national medical security.”

The NY Post has revealed that the actual Fauci hologram was created in a lab by a Chinese firm, Fensui Meiguo---which literally translates as “Smash America.”

Mr. Trump denied any knowledge of this. President Biden couldn’t be reached for comment. Trump told FOX News, “It’s just like the Saudis. You do business with them. You know about their politics, but you’re using them for a pro-American agenda. So it works out. I don’t care who made the Fauci hologram. We’re beaming it into homes and offices because the COVID vaccine is great and people love it.