General Pussy Galore of the Joint-less Chiefs has a solution to our unprepared military

In a press conference today, top Pentagon General Pussy Galore admitted the US Armed Forces are woefully unprepared to fight a serious war against an aggressor nation.

General Galore cited a list of reasons, including a breakdown in basic training protocols, the growing number of PTSD cases among “personnel exposed to psychological triggers,” and delays in the supply chain providing antidepressants and ADHD drugs to soldiers.

But General Galore emphasized what he called the “time-out factor.”

“You see,” he told reporters, “many of our soldiers are undergoing gender change procedures, which are stressful.