Hello, Sex Central?

Yes, this is Sex Central. How can I help you?

A friend recommended you.

I take it you’re a traveler, looking for a new reality?

Something like that.

Well, you’ve arrived, sir. We have the ultimate in experience.

That’s quite a claim.

You’re right, it is. But when you’re caught up in a vortex of ecstasy beyond anything you’ve ever imagined…

How does it work?