January 6th Break-in, New Dystopia, Fake Bots
Three articles today. Buckle up.
ARTICLE ONE: Untold story of the January 6 Capitol break-in
During the January 6th hearings broadcast on television, the following event took place. Senator Morton Leatherlips III stated:
“I HAVE BEFORE ME a brief sketch for a proposed FluxNet film, written by Mr. Jerome Burd. Before I ask Mr. Burd questions, I’m going to read the sketch. I want the American public to know the depths to which some people will go.
Senator Leatherlips reads:
On January 6, 2021, two men sat in the basement of the Capitol Building and decided the fate of the nation.
Is it confirmed?
Yes, they’ve got Pelosi.
In her office.
Who exactly has her?
We think there are four men in there with her. The ringleader is that guy wearing the fur coat and the Viking helmet.
Who is he?
Beats me. He might be some kind of operative, but we don’t know who he’s working for. He seems to show up at protests on all sides of issues.
Are these kidnappers armed?
As far as we know, they’re armed.
What do they want?
An independent recount of the vote in all 50 states.
If we say no?