Satire deficiency is on the rise. But we’re in luck, FDA just approved a tiny little pill called, oxysatiredone. It has proven to be safe and effective but with only mild side effects: high pitched ringing of the ears while listening to conspiracy theories, big black cluster eye floaters when reading mis/disinformation, and uncontrollabl…
Satire deficiency is on the rise. But we’re in luck, FDA just approved a tiny little pill called, oxysatiredone. It has proven to be safe and effective but with only mild side effects: high pitched ringing of the ears while listening to conspiracy theories, big black cluster eye floaters when reading mis/disinformation, and uncontrollable outbursts during sleep to subscribers of Substack. Oxysatireodone must be taken with GMO foods
Jon, your satire keeps me coming back for more. I’ve enjoyed many honest to goodness belly laughs from your content. Thank you!
Satire deficiency is on the rise. But we’re in luck, FDA just approved a tiny little pill called, oxysatiredone. It has proven to be safe and effective but with only mild side effects: high pitched ringing of the ears while listening to conspiracy theories, big black cluster eye floaters when reading mis/disinformation, and uncontrollable outbursts during sleep to subscribers of Substack. Oxysatireodone must be taken with GMO foods
Jon, your satire keeps me coming back for more. I’ve enjoyed many honest to goodness belly laughs from your content. Thank you!