New Secret Service director blows up his own Agency in front of Congress—a total moron

(This is Part-8 in a series; for Part-9, click here; for Part-7, click here.)

The new director, Ronald Rowe, has been on the job for a few days, after the last idiot resigned.

Ronald wasted no time. His public screw-up made the former director, Cheatle, look like a genius.

Meet your archetype Washington bureaucrat.

While being grilled by Congress, Ronald was asked to name the Secret Service agent responsible for the main disastrous failings at the Trump Pennsylvania rally.

Ronald said he couldn’t because…

…that agent was currently involved in…

…INVESTIGATING THE AGENCY’S MISTAKES THAT DAY.

Are you shitting me?

“Mr. Smith, you’re charged with attempted murder, but we’re putting that charge on the back burner, because we need you to help us find out what really happened at the liquor store where the owner was shot. You’re on the case. Here’s your badge and gun.”

Dear Ronald, are you real, or are you a robot?

You seem to be a machine. With malfunctions. No human would say what you just said.

You’re putting the main culprit on the job to find out what went wrong.

You’re giving him every opportunity to cover his ass, invent lies, falsely accuse other people, bury evidence, and come up with a report that will exonerate himself.

Why don’t you just come out with it and tell Congress: