Religion Central? Hello?
Yes, this is Religion Central. Are you interested in our package?
Maybe. Right now I’d like some information.
Good. That’s why we’re here. How can I help?
What am I buying if I buy?
You’re buying us. We’re a global religion. We offer you access.
Access to what?
Not what, whom. You become connected to the Deity.
You’re already connected?
Indeed we are.
I see. So I can’t just establish a direct line on my own.
I wouldn’t recommend it.
Because there is a system of communication. We operate that system. It’s organized.
How did you come into possession of the system?