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So I went to my doctor the other day
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So I went to my doctor the other day and told him I was pregnant.
He said, “I see. What symptoms are you having?”
“Abdominal discomfort. Morning sickness.”
“Have you transitioned?” he asked.
“Were you…female and then male?” he asked.
“No,” I said. “I was born male, and I still am.”
He nodded again.
“Well,” he said, “we can give you a test.”
“A pregnancy test?”
“That sounds like a good idea,” I said. “Let me ask you this. Can I get pregnant from having sex with a woman? Because I’ve never had any other kind of sex.”
“I would say…there might be exceptions…you see, we now refer to ‘pregnant people’.”
“Uh-huh. And BECAUSE you use that reference, I might be pregnant?”
“Well,” he said, “I don’t know about that. I was just saying pregnancy is now a blanket term.”
“You used to say ‘pregnant woman’.”
“That usage is out of date,” he said.
“If I am pregnant,” I said, “can I get an abortion?”
“Of course,” he said.
But then he said, “I just realized we can’t treat you or give you a pregnancy test. At least not yet. I forgot to establish whether you’ve been vaccinated against COVID and whether you’ve recently done a COVID test for the virus. And you’re not wearing a mask.”
“Oh,” I said. “No problem. I had both Pfizer shots, plus two boosters. I’ve been tested for the virus six times. All negative results. The last time I was tested was two days ago. I didn’t think I needed to wear a mask.”
“Do you have proof of vaccination and testing with you?” he said.
“No. I left the documents at home.”
“I’m sorry, but you’ll have to go get them.”
So I left his office.
Later that day, I called to schedule an appointment.
The nurse said, “I’m sorry but the doctor has just left on vacation. He won’t be back for two weeks.”
“That’s strange,” I said. “He didn’t mention that to me.”
“It was sudden,” she said. “He just received a letter from a soap company informing him he’d won first prize in a drawing.”
“Really. That’s wonderful. Where is he going?”
“Bellevue,” she said.
“The mental hospital in New York?”
She laughed nervously. “No, it’s resort in Florida.”
“I see. Well, when you speak with him, give him my congratulations and tell him the baby and I are doing fine.”
She said, “You…gave birth?”
“No,” I said. “I mean the baby inside me.”
She hung up.
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-- Jon Rappoport
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