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Funny! Very funny! Statistically people aren't having sex as much the last few years. And people who are doing it are doing it wrong. Birth rates are down and butt babies are up.

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I don't follow NASCAR (or any sports anymore), but I've heard they've gone woke like all the others. Sorry ass shit, if true.

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Healthy Bully Pulpit Competition. How many Sheriffs, that leads to the popular guys and gals that compete on who can be the clearest, frankest and the longest days running without taking a day off. Leading and quantum jumping the most people out of this bullshit. Sounds like fun. Who can have the most fun Bully Pulpitting!

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I will say a prayer tonight that many Billy Joe Mfers will read this and be overcome with reality and do their part and spread the word. Thanks Jon, as always so real. And so amusing to those of us who need a laugh relief so often.

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Excellent Jon, I love your bully pulpit and know many like Billy Joe read your excellent articles.

We all would like to hear some big names step to the plate like you and start a roar like never

heard before. The creatures need to be hunted down and arrested.

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Thank you, Billy Jon.

No old naps for Thee !

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"Billy Joe replies: “Well excuse me, Parson Brown, but I believe God likes a joke now and then."

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"HAHAHAHA !!!!"

~ GOD.

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Jon, do you know if they have any accredited college refresher courses in how to have sex?

Sincerely, A leftist woke Dunning-Kruger fanboy

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