The Washington Commanders have updated their Injury Report

Joe Biden is out indefinitely with dementia

The Washington Commanders have updated their Injury Report:

Joe Biden is out indefinitely with dementia.

Kamala Harris has been placed on Injured Reserve with an unspecified cognitive disorder.

Adding to the team’s troubles, Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre was sent down to the practice squad after failing to explain the chaos at the southern border.

The Commanders’ entire offensive line is facing a League suspension for trying to ram through an order to dump fossil fuels and replace them with windmills.

Owner Dan Snyder has been subpoenaed to testify before a joint session of the House Energy and Senate Psychosis Committees.

The Commanders appear mired in another dismal season. Fans are growing restless. However, warnings have been posted at the stadium. Protests or the urging of protests will be viewed as acts of domestic terrorism.

Ticket prices have risen 20% over the last several months. The team states this is owing to recent Russian military actions near Kiev.