Trump shocks the world with his Inauguration Address; I wish…

I can dream, can’t I?

DONALD TRUMP: Before I begin—and I have a lot to say today—and I want to clear the air about…the worst thing I ever did in my life. Launching Warp Speed. Yeah, I was duped by Fauci, Birx, and a few other people, including that schmuck from England, I can’t remember his name right now [Neil Ferguson], who handed Fauci that dire prediction that we’d have two million COVID deaths by the summer of 2020 and so we had to take drastic action right away. Yeah, I was faked out.