What is a woman? What is a joke about a trans woman?

Same answer to both questions: get these reporters away from me

First, I want to say some of my semi-best friends are trans women. Not all, but some. At last count, 6. And I have a total of 32 friends.

Out of those 32, four are black, two are Latino, one is a lesbian (on weekends only; she’s married to a male neurosurgeon, for the money). Another friend is a non-binary Army General at the Pentagon. He used to be a priest, but he was investigated by the police in Chicago as “a minor-attracted person.” So he ran away, joined the Army, served as a chaplain, and worked his way up the ladder.