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I've cut back on anal sex with Africans as a precaution.

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common sense solution!

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My husband has three simple rules, "nobody puts something in my nose, my veins or my ass"

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I have cut back on anal sex with African monkeys to protect myself from this dreaded MPOX plague …. But my throat is still itchy …. Gotta cease drinking that well water near the toxic dump ….

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Yes, one can never be too cautious, lol.

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