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by Jon Rappoport, War Correspondent
The NY Times actually sizes up the scene at a SanFran Whole Foods:
People threatened employees with guns, knives and sticks. They flung food, screamed, fought and tried to defecate on the floor, according to records of 568 emergency calls over 13 months, many depicting scenes of mayhem.
“Male w/machete is back,” the report on one 911 call states. “Another security guard was just assaulted,” another says. A man with a four-inch knife attacked several security guards, then sprayed store employees with foam from a fire extinguisher, according to a third.
In September, a 30-year-old man died in the bathroom from an overdose of fentanyl, a highly potent opioid, and methamphetamine.
Reporters at piratewires.com aptly comment: “Say it with me one more time: MALE WITH MACHETE IS BACK…”
The Whole Foods store is closing down. Wouldn’t you?
Of course, my team and I had to travel to San Francisco and see what was going on for ourselves. Here is what the store employees told us:
Store employee #1: “Like I mean, like, I came here to save the world, one head of organic broccoli at a time. STRAWBERRIES, God’s gift to humans, through the Nature Goddess. And this is the shit I get? My dad’s a BANKER. I’m going back home to work for him. Fuck it. I’m terminally triggered.”
Employee #2: “I’ll wear a mask for the rest of my life. That’s my choice. But now I’m also wearing a tough durable neck brace at work. It’s been super-tested by the military. That’s my answer to Machete Man.”
Employee #3: “I have a PhD in Microbiology. I couldn’t find a job. So I came here as the hosing clerk. I wash down the produce. It wasn’t my top career choice, but I make do. However, now I’ve got to contend with people brandishing blades and trying to tackle me in the banana melon aisle. What happens if I use my jujitsu training and put a whacko in a sleep hold? I’ll probably go to prison. We need to develop a special virus we spray on these invaders…”
Store manager: “Shut down the store, shut down the street, shut down the city. Bring in the military. Override that son of a bitch, Newsom. I never thought I’d support a Police State, but enough is enough. If I choose genital surgery to transition, that’s my decision. But if a guy spitting food comes at me to cut off my balls with a long knife, I want Special Ops guys with guns by my side.”
Whole Foods customer: “I’m a 60-year woman with long COVID living on a pension married to a retired hedge fund manager. Our combined incomes allow us to live in modest comfort. I read the New York Times. I listen to NPR. I donate to a local PRIDE group. I want to go on the record and say I support the revolutionaries who come into Whole Foods and disrupt The Man. They’re basically philosophers with weapons. They’re Che and Fidel and Mao. If they need help, they can contact our private security people outside our residence in Presidio Heights. One short ring and three long rings at our gate and a tactical expert will appear shortly. Ignore his Mossberg 510 pump-action shotgun. He carries it to alert absurdly overfunded police who may be trying to perform illegal searchers of our property. We grow the rarest Gold of Kinabalu Orchids in our back yard. Trampling them would result in extensive financial loss…”
SanFran, city by the sea, sewer by the sea.
Come on, people now
Smile on your brother
Everybody get together
Try to love one another right now
Summer of love, winter of flinging feces.
We need to forgive one another, if we want to buy biodynamic organic Peruvian ketchup for our pecan bean oat quinoa potato soy sage seaweed bacterial protein burger.
That’s what Jesus said. The cattle lobby cut it out of the Bible.
-- Jon Rappoport
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Whole Foods, San Francisco; talking Combat Zone; O where are peace-loving Vegans?
Jon-you are a funny bastard. It's ten at night in Australia and I'm laughing my ass off. "The cattle lobby cut it out of the bible"-The best line of the year and the year ain't over. Do it again and again and again. You're the best.
Perfect hilarious satire of the garden-variety, leftist, communist Democrat, you know , the ones in charge of most of our major cities, which have seen massive crime and misguided, woke policies destroy everything ….. two side points. 1)If you don’t punish and sentence criminals, you don’t have a city . 2)if you keep letting in illegal alien, culturally non-assimilating third world masses, you don’t have a city.