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Jon-you are a funny bastard. It's ten at night in Australia and I'm laughing my ass off. "The cattle lobby cut it out of the bible"-The best line of the year and the year ain't over. Do it again and again and again. You're the best.

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Perfect hilarious satire of the garden-variety, leftist, communist Democrat, you know , the ones in charge of most of our major cities, which have seen massive crime and misguided, woke policies destroy everything ….. two side points. 1)If you don’t punish and sentence criminals, you don’t have a city . 2)if you keep letting in illegal alien, culturally non-assimilating third world masses, you don’t have a city.

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Not bad ole man, that one will have Hunter Thompson straight up in his coffin...oh that's right Johnny Depp had his ashes fired from a cannon into space. Its absurd really but.. but "What if you had the money Jon?" Wouldn't you fire a few of these faggots into space, I know I would. With rainbow confetti as a chaser.

Good to see you great spirits, missed ya...

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Jon, I’m laughing my ass off! I’m laughing because THIS IS NOT SATIRE! And the city of San Fransicko is NOT San Francisco! I’m a 3rd generation native. I lost my 23 year job because I refused test/jab. My bf did as well. He now works security in...wait for it...Presidio Heights!

God does work wonders. I can’t wait to get out of Commifornia and be around some normalcy (whatever THAT is)!

I’m not a Leftist, Liberal, Marxist, Progressive, Commie.

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Jun 27, 2023·edited Jun 27, 2023

This is absolutely priceless, especially the hedge fund wife and their expensive orchids. Jon, you're the best.

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Hahahaha So Grateful for You Jon. I'm laughing when I have nothing to laugh about.

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Jun 27, 2023·edited Jun 27, 2023

SF is the template for the perfect liberal nirvana. Everything is proceeding exactly as they had foreseen

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Jon, Thank you I needed deep belly laughter!

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If they simply wear the ballerina skirt, patriot shirt with a mustache and fishnet stockings then they won't even need a machete. Everyone will step aside and let them loot at will.

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My Dad needs to see this, to him as an 18 y/o in 1967, the Get together song was a breath of fresh air, as he put it, is it ok to share that?

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That was priceless!!

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Scarface said it best when he said "So I'm the bad guy now, eh?! You people just know how to hide, you need people like me!"

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Great article. San Francisco is a crazy place. People still go there though. No one is safe in SF. No place is safe in SF. And it is against the law to protect yourself.

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Hilarious, yes. But I read where someone with REAL credibility, the head of the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce, said all these dystopian stories of San Francisco were fake.

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S.F. & other cities with this violent anarchy need vigilantes who can show up, quickly neutralize the problem makers, & quickly disappear before the compromised, "stand down" police arrive to protect the anarchists.

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