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Jon-you are a funny bastard. It's ten at night in Australia and I'm laughing my ass off. "The cattle lobby cut it out of the bible"-The best line of the year and the year ain't over. Do it again and again and again. You're the best.

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Perfect hilarious satire of the garden-variety, leftist, communist Democrat, you know , the ones in charge of most of our major cities, which have seen massive crime and misguided, woke policies destroy everything ….. two side points. 1)If you don’t punish and sentence criminals, you don’t have a city . 2)if you keep letting in illegal alien, culturally non-assimilating third world masses, you don’t have a city.

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Not bad ole man, that one will have Hunter Thompson straight up in his coffin...oh that's right Johnny Depp had his ashes fired from a cannon into space. Its absurd really but.. but "What if you had the money Jon?" Wouldn't you fire a few of these faggots into space, I know I would. With rainbow confetti as a chaser.

Good to see you great spirits, missed ya...

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Jon, I’m laughing my ass off! I’m laughing because THIS IS NOT SATIRE! And the city of San Fransicko is NOT San Francisco! I’m a 3rd generation native. I lost my 23 year job because I refused test/jab. My bf did as well. He now works security in...wait for it...Presidio Heights!

God does work wonders. I can’t wait to get out of Commifornia and be around some normalcy (whatever THAT is)!

I’m not a Leftist, Liberal, Marxist, Progressive, Commie.

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Renee Marie: The Angela Alioto video interview on California Insider a month ago about how SF has gone to hell is very good.

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Lol…I saw it! She’s old school SF! She knows. She’s the way Liberals used to be-“normal”.🤪

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LOL... yeah, even Angela Alioto had to admit that handing out clean needles to addicts may not have been a good idea.

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Why enable these people? They get high as hell, then commit crime. The Liberals don’t get it because they have no desire to critically think. Half the damn city doesn’t even speak English!

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Renee: I don't understand the mentality of the people in power in SF either. Giving a drug addict drugs is not helping them.

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They don’t care. TPTB want SF destroyed from within. SF and California is soul crushing. I’m moving on…with God my Father and my Creator.

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This is absolutely priceless, especially the hedge fund wife and their expensive orchids. Jon, you're the best.

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Hahahaha So Grateful for You Jon. I'm laughing when I have nothing to laugh about.

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SF is the template for the perfect liberal nirvana. Everything is proceeding exactly as they had foreseen

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Jon, Thank you I needed deep belly laughter!

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If they simply wear the ballerina skirt, patriot shirt with a mustache and fishnet stockings then they won't even need a machete. Everyone will step aside and let them loot at will.

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That was priceless!!

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Scarface said it best when he said "So I'm the bad guy now, eh?! You people just know how to hide, you need people like me!"

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He also said, "The only thing that gives orders in this world, Frank, is balls."

Since the police are ordered to stand down by the Marxists above them issuing orders, citizens with testicular fortitude & the necessary skills need to step in to neutralize the foot soldier offenders.

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Great article. San Francisco is a crazy place. People still go there though. No one is safe in SF. No place is safe in SF. And it is against the law to protect yourself.

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Hilarious, yes. But I read where someone with REAL credibility, the head of the San Francisco Chamber of Commerce, said all these dystopian stories of San Francisco were fake.

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Howard: Go to the California Insider video interview of Angela Alioto. Alioto is old San Francisco family and money. Her father was mayor and Angela was president of the board of supervisors. Alioto hates what has happened to her city.

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I was being facetious (maybe didn't come over like that?). But thanks, I will check this out. I know of the Alioto family from having lived there in the late 70s, early 80s when it actually "was" San Francisco. They had a big classic restaurant on the Wharf. I'm sickened at what it's become, and Newsom had a direct role in its descent when he was mayor.

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Howard: My wife and I catered in SF for six years in the 2000s. We were catering in the Green Room at the War Memorial Building across the street from City Hall when Newsom was Mayor and signing off on gays getting married. The gay couples were lined up outside of City Hall waiting to get in and get hitched.

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S.F. & other cities with this violent anarchy need vigilantes who can show up, quickly neutralize the problem makers, & quickly disappear before the compromised, "stand down" police arrive to protect the anarchists.

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RosaryKnight: SF has a history of vigilante justice from back in the Barbary Coast days. But I don't see it happening today. People just move out and avoid the place.

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