I want to help Kamala Harris

If you’re a public official, chances are you’re only performing a PARTIALLY whacko act...

(This article is Part-(-2) in a series; for Part-(-1), go here.)

I’ve mentioned this before. If you’re a public official, chances are you’re only performing a PARTIALLY whacko act.

Now and then, you’re dropping comments that make no sense. Well, you need to go all the way. Not only for entertainment purposes, but to rip away people’s sense of reality and reveal how psycho THE BASIC SITUATION is. In order to cure it. From the root.

This is what surrealists and dada artists tried to do. But they didn’t have the kind of platform politicians enjoy.

Kamala giggles and cackles and falls out laughing when reporters ask her about crises and tragedies. That’s a start. And obviously, her responses are the result of smoking a tremendous amount of weed.

But how about this?

She’s in Hollywood, live, on NBC News, after a charity fundraiser. The anchor, a serious blonde who’s covered college football scandals and Gavin Newsom’s winery sits across from her and brushes back her hair from in front of her left eye.

“It’s good to see you again, Madam Vice President. I was interested in your remarks earlier today about inflation.”

Kamala says, “Time…flexible, elastic, and never completely cauterized. There are openings. Slits. Holes. There is currently a broken seam in the sky at the corner of Sunset and Vermont. Stay away from the area. Riot police and military are at the scene, supervising repairs and handling crowd control. Senator Feinstein, standing next to her limo in front of Rodrigo Bros. Taco, is materializing and disappearing, on and off, like a firefly. DHS states a white supremacist anti-vaxxer San Fernando Valley militia may be behind the whole op.”

Silence.

More silence.

Blonde anchor: “The cost of eggs, for example, has risen by almost forty cents a dozen.”

Silence.

Kamala says, “A study of case law shows us that the fundamentalist mind takes metaphors as facts and facts as metaphors. You can knock on that door for a long time. All you get back is the barking of dogs in the night.”

The blonde: “Were you in town when the Rams traded for Matthew Stafford?”

Kamala: “You know, there was a time when arithmetic was taught on the basis of Bertrand Russell’s application of set theory. Willie Brown pioneered it in San Francisco. The city had a real mind then.”

Reporter: “People say the Lakers’ move to acquire Russell Westbrook set the franchise back five years.”

Kamala: “The shore patrol in Santa Monica Bay has spotted a cloudbank concealing another rip in the sky. If the white Russians want to fuck with us in this way, we have advanced weapons systems, too.”

OK. That’s Chapter One. Chapter 2 comes the next morning when Jen Psaki addresses reporters in the White House.

“You’re asking me about so-called MYSTIFYING remarks Vice President Harris made yesterday in Los Angeles. I’m sure she can clear up YOUR confusion. Why are we taking up distracting issues like these in our—”

But Kamala suddenly appears in the flesh. She strides to the podium, smiles grimly, and Psaki backs away.

Harris: “Let me assure you people I’m fully in command of my senses and my thoughts. Yes, the price of eggs HAS risen by 40 cents a dozen. Yes, I WAS in LA when the Rams traded for Matthew Stafford. And yes, I do believe the acquisition of Russell Westbrook set the Lakers back at LEAST five years. All right? But in ADDITION to that, there IS a rip in the fabric of the sky at the corner of Sunset and Vermont, and it’s a very serious situation. It affects time. The short answer is, we think we’re living in 2022, but this is 2025.”

And NOW Joe Biden, wearing an open bathrobe, and naked, walks out on to the platform and comes to the podium. Harris steps back.

Biden: “The vice president and I have spent many hours discussing this crisis. The focus through all the mists of misinformation should center on the following: resource deployment. Do we attempt a return from 2025 to 2022, or do we launch an attack on the perpetrators—the Russians. But of course some of you are convinced Kamala and I are unbalanced. Do you believe the Attorney General of the United States is in that boat, too?”

And here comes Merrick Garland.

He marches to the podium. Biden backs away.

Garland: “Vice President Harris isn’t saying what she’s saying merely because she smokes marijuana. And President Biden isn’t saying what he’s saying merely because he suffered a life-threatening brain aneurysm in 1988, had to undergo two surgeries, and has been in a state of mental decline ever since. No. Their assessment of the current threat is on the money. But it doesn’t only involve time displacement. We’re fucked because we can’t find individuals who have the SENSORY APPARATUS to perceive time as a basic illusion. THOSE are the people who can lead us back to normalcy. However, a startling breakthrough has been made. It turns out that both transgender males and females have acquired this ability. They can see behind the curtain of time…”

NOW we’re getting somewhere.

-- Jon Rappoport