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You hit it out of the park yet again, Jon. Well done!

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Fiction writing is a great way to a truth about reality. Thanks Jon. I like this one.

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Wow! Perfect Rappoport! Perfect in every way!! And quite chilling!

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Or a gay caballero is roaming the galaxy singing Country and Western. I think your coffee bean have gone bad : )

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If there is any justice in this world than Pfizer will be forced to dramatically downsize, losing a tremendous portion of their employees and drug pipelines , after numerous heavy-handed but warranted lawsuits by their innumerable victims …

Either way, it is imperative that we spread the word to the clueless trusting masses ,and push for as wide a boycott as humanly possible.

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Slick. It is interesting where it can go as it comes out, unfolds. What it can reveal.

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Great blog. Darkly funny! The Pfizer execs are the aliens and the masses of brainwashed followers were hatched by them in pods.

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I still have a belly laugh every time I see someone with a face diaper on.

It almost hurts if they're all alone, like biking or working out on a Fit Course machine.

So, at a Pod People Barbecue, you must wear your suffocation device while cooking at the grill or wating for the steaks to be finished, but as soon as everyone sits down at the table, as long as you are below the four feet "viral cone of stupidity", diapers can be safely removed, and frivolity begins.

Do I have that about right?

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A duet between a mask-wearing zealot and a medical freedom fighter. Listen to IT’S JUST A MASK. Subscribe to Turfseer’s Newsletter. https://turfseer.substack.com/p/its-just-a-mask

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Feb 1, 2023·edited Feb 1, 2023

Don't laugh:

"If nobody from the company goes to prison—

We never do. We’re aliens."

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Well played Jon! You duped Anna Von Reitz and her unincorporated State assembly movement...

http://www.paulstramer.net/2023/02/forwarding-grenade.html

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Excellent. I will probably have nightmares thinking about the last couple sentences, but you hit the nail on the head.

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Thailand and Switzerland are preparing for an offensive...

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