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LOL! In Saigon during the war, the soldiers would go to a bar. They'd take over a round table in the corner. The hostess would crawl under the table going from soldier to soldier. The soldier that "smiled" had to buy the next round of drinks.

Now if The View did a show like that with an immigrant under the table, the ratings would skyrocket.

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But think about it: would YOU wanna feel up 80 yr old Joy Behar or Whoopie? Yuck

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Aelred A. : You are right. Maybe it would have to be a blind immigrant.

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and really drunk! LOL

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If only...

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Thank you Thank you Thank you!! First email read this year and rightfully so. Amidst the turmoil and angst of our apocalyptic world, there is Rappoport, ever the soul of wit and a heart unlimited. I just roared at this. I might have to find a way to sample (carefully) what flows from the big antenna that started it all, especially The View heh heh. "That's a five thousand dollary dress!" CNN 'Today, on the View....to help handle the cleanup" God Jon, are you sure you have never been an anchor? Damn! Oh Thank you. Vintage and pure gold. Happy New Year.

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A new reality show.. laughing hard this morning.

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epic! :-)

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Now the NIMBY thing is creeping into their back yards. We got a glimpse of how they really feel last year when the king of Nantucket had them banished from the Island as soon as they arrived. They are hypocrites if nothing else but of course they are a lot more than that as I will keep this short.

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I wonder if it's more that many of these immigrants possess old world values, that the landed and marxified ones don't appreciate anymore?

Isn't The View only shown at dentist's offices anyway?

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John, You gave me something to smile about today. I love your wit, creativity and intelligence.

Thank you!

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The election will need to be rigged again if Biden gets another term Ha!

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I hope you sent this to them, Jon! OMG, too funny.

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Outstanding reporting Jon! Hope the 82nd can deal with those now illegal whites trying to come back into the country.

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The hostage situation may be an operation launched by a White Supremacy terrorist organization headquartered in Mississippi. Stay with us. The situation is very fluid at this time…”

NBC: “Senator Schumer, can you tell us anything about the white terrorists?”]

Comedy gold.

Outstanding!

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Giving political power to shrieking hysterical leftist feminists = national disaster

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LoL. Now, that would be real TV. Not real-i-ty TV!

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Sounds like someone wants a civil war. They’re not allowed to speak freely, lol come on. It’s on the tele prompter

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