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Ok now... everyone listen up!

Putin has responded to this event.

There are actually three Putins but I am referring to Putin #1.

He says that he will soon be auditioning for a new TV series called ‘Jada could be hotter’.

He has assured everyone that Jada is, in fact, hot but there is always potential for more hotness when a Russian man is involved. “Quite frankly, and not to diss any Franks out there, American boys should not show their weak and petty corrals for the public to see. I believe in settling matters behind closed doors, and the women are very grateful for this. It pays to be a gentleman. My 99 wives thank me every day. Now it is Jada’s turn.”

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That was fun. Thanks. And who knows? In this world, that could happen.

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