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"And it’s on ESPN, owned by Disney. What could be more natural than that?" - brilliant!! :-)

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A perfect match, made in the seventh circle of Dantes Inferno…..

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"...e col cul facean trombetta!" :-) :-)

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Jon is obviously not a golfer to paraphrase the Dude.

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Bringing the world together to be one big faggat family. An idea whose time has come.

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Isn't this called NWO? Yes, this is NWO, it's here now...

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Jon, my day just got better. I don't like golf, but my visual after reading your SAUDI tour, keeps a silly grin on my face while enjoying my high elevation roasted coffee espresso. A hole in one!

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[Picture DJ and Koepka and Phil and Rahm in women’s wigs, and skirts well above their knees. Makeup. Lipstick. Hoop earrings.]

We could call it the OZ tour.

J.K. Simmons would approve.

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NO. NO. NO...PLEASE they call the Ozarks OZ. Don't give it any more bad connotations!

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Jon, my genitals got all confused with that post. They didn't know whether to wither away or get nice and fat. Stop doing this to me! I've been thinking about going trans, but me being 6'4" 240 with 18" biceps, huge thighs and gigantic triceps are a detriment. Have any ideas? I've been wondering about those skirts. Good thing I'm a grower and not a shower.

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All joking aside, will people that typically tune in to watch PGA golf watch this new version? Sounds like it might not receive many viewers. I am not much of a golf watcher except for the Masters and a local PGA championship in our city. It will be interesting to see how those tournaments evolve with LIV.

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I already think golf is a boring horror, but you're definitely onto something with your suggestions. Though a freak show, for sure, it would at least add some element of entertainment to the "game".

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