Satire deficiency is on the rise. But we’re in luck, FDA just approved a tiny little pill called, oxysatiredone. It has proven to be safe and effective but with only mild side effects: high pitched ringing of the ears while listening to conspiracy theories, big black cluster eye floaters when reading mis/disinformation, and uncontrollable outbursts during sleep to subscribers of Substack. Oxysatireodone must be taken with GMO foods
Jon, your satire keeps me coming back for more. I’ve enjoyed many honest to goodness belly laughs from your content. Thank you!
I need this!! Thanks ahead for the warning as I stopped, grabbed a cold glass of ice tea, a lawn chair and sat myself in a sunny spot to just enjoy the read. You didn’t fail me!!
Sounds like little Jimmy must be well versed in the brilliant advanced social doctrines of the newly crowned godfather of Wokeness, the one and only Yuval Noah Harari. Yes indeed we need to grasp the significance of this enlightened era of transgender transhumance. I recently saw that John Wayne has been canceled out of sight. His famous remark, “It’s about time the guys start looking like the guys and the gals start looking like the gals” has been permanently retracted. Sorry Duke. It’s just business.
I loved the article. More please. Little Jimmy and his pram visit Ukraine. Little Jimmy transitions to a sunflower and pollenates Putin. More,More.
Satire deficiency is on the rise. But we’re in luck, FDA just approved a tiny little pill called, oxysatiredone. It has proven to be safe and effective but with only mild side effects: high pitched ringing of the ears while listening to conspiracy theories, big black cluster eye floaters when reading mis/disinformation, and uncontrollable outbursts during sleep to subscribers of Substack. Oxysatireodone must be taken with GMO foods
Jon, your satire keeps me coming back for more. I’ve enjoyed many honest to goodness belly laughs from your content. Thank you!
Jon, You mean that 3-year olds "can read and write" and then they forget and "can't read"? LoL^2
Very well "wreatten", indeed!
Brilliant! - So ironic that people don't recognize your satire. Censorship destroys intelligence...
I need this!! Thanks ahead for the warning as I stopped, grabbed a cold glass of ice tea, a lawn chair and sat myself in a sunny spot to just enjoy the read. You didn’t fail me!!
Sounds like little Jimmy must be well versed in the brilliant advanced social doctrines of the newly crowned godfather of Wokeness, the one and only Yuval Noah Harari. Yes indeed we need to grasp the significance of this enlightened era of transgender transhumance. I recently saw that John Wayne has been canceled out of sight. His famous remark, “It’s about time the guys start looking like the guys and the gals start looking like the gals” has been permanently retracted. Sorry Duke. It’s just business.