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Couldn't help it......burst out laughing while reading today's, literary offering. Best Regards

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That was George Carlin level stuff!

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Exactly what I was thinking.

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"I’ve felt tired since 1952. I’ve successfully fought it off by limiting my conversations with long idiots." I laughed so hard reading this my breakfast almost came through my nose.

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Had someone tell me their son had Covid toe...makes me laugh every time I think about it

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Long Toevid?

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“It's easier to fool people than to convince them that they have been fooled.”

― Mark Twain

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Let's not forget about long arthritis, long back pain, long Crohn's, long depression, long fatigue, long gout, long hypertension, long immune disorders... And of course long malnutrition, often described as long obesity, and many more...Wait.. maybe I should have said arthritis (incurable), chronic back pain, Crohn's (incurable), chronic depression, chronic fatigue, gout (incurable), chronic hypertension, immune disorders (incurable), and chronic malnutrition (incurable obesity). The medicines for these wonderful diseases ensure LONG PROFITS (chronic profits,). If only every disease were incurable! What an opportunity that would present. Maybe we could change the system such that all cures are illegal? That would be good for business. Don't you think.

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"Remind them of the story about Jesus and the Money Changers. Tell them they’re suffering from Long Money Changing. That’ll hit them where they live." Epic!

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I had a long laugh when reading this. Hilarious!

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Yeah, "long covid". Sounds like a Viagra ad.

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Long Professional Fraud. Long Indispensability. Long Incomprehensibility.

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long covid = side effects of the jab. Stay strong everyone!

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I have long dwarfism, a highly under diagnosed disease in people of average height.

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This is comedy gold! Can’t wait to repeat it while somehow keeping a straight face as I go out into the wild today.

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Good laugh

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It will take long for my lungs to recover from that laugh crisis. Do I have the Long Lungs virus doc Rappoport? Thanks Jon. Thay are truly funny in some ways. We must not forget to meke fun of their ridicule automatic answers. For the little worry ducks, don't cry like this, ChatGPT will shortly distribute Long Covid diagnosis to you too

soon.

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I did find the cancer book. Excuse me but it was 25+ years ago that I had it. Go to SoilandHealth.org you can get the book in their Alternative Medicine Library. It's called: 'What Price Civilization'-Charles Eliot Perkins. In Australia you are allowed 1 digital download of a out of print work for study and research. Written in, ready, 1946. Enlightening to say the least

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Interesting information William. The link you sent shows it as The Price of Civilization. https://soilandhealth.org/copyrighted-book/the-price-of-civilization-the-causes-prevention-and-cure-of-human-cancer/ But this site has it as What Price Civilization. https://www.abebooks.com/book-search/author/charles-eliot-perkins/

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You're right, sorry. My mind moves faster than my hands when I type because I'm a slow typer. Thanks again.

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