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Jon, Whole foods in DC added QR scanners at their front entrance. QR codes are a fundamental feature of the World Economic Forum’s Great Reset agenda that will not only track your spending habits, but your health and vaccine history as part of one’s “Digital Identity.“

It won’t be long until this social credit model will be used to surveil and control the movements of people, which is already happening in Communist China under the guise of protecting public health.

Maybe you can do a story on this warning people on the dangers of QR codes.

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Thank you for yet another one of your highly entertaining articles. I needed to start my day with a good laugh, you delivered! May your pen keep providing us with comical relief and crucial information. Mr. Rappoport, you rock!

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I am donating all of my red shirts to liberal charities.

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“A Harvard New York Times reporter, Emily Slotkin, embedded on the ship, suffered extensive trauma as a result of hearing that phrase. She is currently under treatment at the Walter Reed Galactic Psychiatric Facility on the French Riviera.”

Love it a poster girl for Taylor Lorenz to mobilize the hurtful word injured & share the suffering!

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WHAT A WAKE UP! - Good morning...

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That one was very entertaining. I needed the smile so thanks.

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absolutely brilliant!funny as hell!

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When I’m reading some of these hilarious, creative satires, I feel as though I am listening to old George Carlin skit , when he’s doing the News L O L

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Is "cis" laughter still legal? I loved this galactic turn of phrase: "...thus contributing to Warming."

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LMAO!!! Where's the emoticons rolling around on the floor with tears streaming down their little smiley faces?

Enterprise Captain Martha Bob Drag!!! Yes! Yes! Go Martha you crazy queen you!

The Walter Reed Galactic Psychiatric Facility on the French Riviera!! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Yes, its all coming down just like this, if we dont say NO.

Im so glad I took the time to read this as I was going through my email inbox. Jon, you made my day! Too bad there is no one here to share the fun with. I only have my Fake Left New Age friends sending me New Years wishes, reminding me to always be nice and kind and never criticize anything or anyone because its "anti spiritual". They would not appreciate the humor here, sadly.

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Time and again you deliver! You are an inspiration!!!

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Now that I have dried the tears of laughter, I offer a more sober comment on the whole racism hurt feelings thing. No doubt it happens. I know it happened to my son. I hate racism.

I heard a comment by Richie Allen, that helped me to look at the whole anti racist thing in a different way. He said, "What are we going to do with people who hold these noxious racist opinions? Put them in jail?" Of course that is what the Fake Left are trying to do, make opinions, ignorant or not, illegal. Of course we dont want to put them in jail. Some of them are our fathers and mothers and cousins. Usually racism is based in a feeling of inferiority on the part of the racist person.

So now, I am free to let racists be racists, let haters be haters and UNLESS THEY COMMIT A CRIME, let God handle them. Parents of black children need to turn their children into warriors for respect, not snowflakes, as hurtful as it may be. This is especially true if the taunting is from someone online, who could be a Russian bot.

Now that's the kind of racism we LIKE, against those darned Rooskies! :)

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